I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. - Douglas Adams
That's the Trick, living forever can kill you. - Hari K.
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. - Anonymous
"If wanting a child butler is wrong, then I don't want to be right." - Jim Rounds
"I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon." - Richard, Looking for Group
If you want to sound like a creep, just add ladies to the end of everything you say, it can even be harmless. Thanks for coming to my show.....ladies. I'm trapped in this well and I can't get out......ladies. - Demetri Martin, Person